NEWTON 'S LAWS OF Programming
Law -1. Every Programmer continues his/her state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he/she is assigned work by external unbalanced manager.
Law -2. The rate of change in the Work is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate when deadline Force is applied.
Law -3. For every appraisal there is an equal but opposite Work Implementation.
Bonus Law -4. Mistakes can neither be created nor be removed from coding by an programmer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The total Number of bugs in the code always remains constant.
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